Businesses

The Business stands as the only generic business business in town. It is a small business that somehow maintains a high level of corporate flair featuring suits, ties, phones, and even an elevator. The establishment recently hit a rocky patch when local businessman Harry Brusnwick became embroiled in a scandal at the site. It turns out he took money from The Business to fund a new opposing business located just across the street.

Puddle River Channel Six is a cable access television station that serves the local community with a mix of bizarre news and niche entertainment. While it is known as Channel Six, it is channel thirteen, but somehow a radio station.

A family-oriented pub where 'Blunch mains' are teh same as 'Luper appetizers.'

A peculiar destination where residents gather for everything from standard grocery needs to "egg jazz."

A multi-generational candy shop famous for its explicit 'zero percent poison' guarantee, which stands in stark contrast to persistent local rumors.

Donair Dude is a point of local irony, where the menu on the sign is strictly for show.

The record shop is a really tiny place where just one guy worked and no one ever came in. It stocks rock, pop, and some rap CDs, but you will not find any underground music or dog treats there.

This business takes its name from the destination it serves.

This central accommodation serves as the island's main hub, though it is currently struggling with maintenance issues caused by oversized pacifiers embedded in its rooms.

Funky Village is a destination of colors and wonder known for its mysterious atmosphere and long bus rides.