Characters

A spectral figure of the streets who died of helium poisoning and now spends his nights patrolling the area for bad behavior.

The vocabulary guy brings a high-energy attitude to every interaction, even as he enforces strict linguistic rules like banning apostrophes in the office.

Elijah is an enthusiastic card seller who works alongside his father to promote their business.

A passionate merchant who loves selling cards, Greg offers everything from birthday and Valentines Day cards to baseball cards and other collectibles.

A neighbor to Earl, Frank is a local resident who is having a garage sale, selling items like old cassettes and framed memorabilia.

Earl is a neighbor who believes the allure of physical media might still drive audiophies to his garage sale.

A limousine driver who writes horn jingles and recently moved from his old place.

A high-pressure lot presence who welcomes customers to his inventory, often dealing with increasingly skeptical shoppers.

Cando Lalrissian is a coworker of Harry Brunswick who serves as a primary source of friction in their professional lives. He is currently working to uncover Harry's secret with the ultimate goal of pushing him out of the business.

Harry Brunswick is a local businessman who works alongside Cando Lalrissian. He is a central figure in the town's only generic business, The Business. He is also embroiled in a theft scandal.