Characters

Garth Steves is a man with a green thumb for gardening and a sharp eye for business.

Steve N. Steves is a local enigma and the owner-operator of Mr. Steves' Blunches and Luppers. While he is a town gossip who wants to spread rumors, he is actually the safest person to tell secrets to because he talks as if the volume meter is always changing so no one can actually understand what he says. This makes him a perfect vault for secrets; locals even give him passcodes because they know he won't be able to communicate them. Steve has a storied history as a high school football coach who won 19 out of 20 seasons before the school was privatized.

A mysterious resident with no name is being coached in combat under secretive conditions, leaving his true motivations a mystery.

An Australian resident with a distinct local presence, Gezzy is known as a "terrible landlord" who somehow keeps his business afloat through sheer charisma.

A community member who has become a point of local interest due to frequent discussions about his personal life.

The town's resident psychic who provides extraterrestrial insights and juicy local gossip.

Tron Campbell is a town resident best known by his famous alias, The Muffle Man. Though he is often mistakenly referred to as the Muffler Man, he tries to downplay his moniker which originated from his appearance in a commercial. He is the oldest son of Judy Campbell.

A local fixture who manages a reputation for community involvement alongside a penchant for sharing some serious 'tea.'

Screwy Louie is a figure of local lore known for his mysterious residence underneath a bridge. People are often dared to head down to the river because they might encounter him, an act described as a very scary thing. He is associated with several distinct items, including a Screwy Louie canoie. Additionally, the name Screwy Louis has been noted as a mere coincidence.

A local resident confronted by his wife yelling at him from The Blinkin Stump while he was at work.