The Town Show

Episode

The Candy Shop w/ Christine Bortolin

Episode 8 · December 10, 2024 · 55:09
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Hosts Mark and Ryan are joined by comedian and director Christine Bortolin. The episode introduces several unique landmarks and characters to “the town” including: A generational candy store named ‘Trick or Treat’ that promises ‘no poison’ in their candies anymore, a mysterious ‘Tongue Time at Lick Lake’ where residents fish for tongues, and a public speaking spot known as ‘A. Blinken’s Stump.’ The town’s radio station WK89 is created and we meet some of the hosts. Christine also talks about her hometown of Burnaby which sounds even crazier than the fictional town.

What this episode established

Christine Bortolin

Christine discusses her upbringing, her experiences in a gossipy suburban neighborhood, and her time in high school.

0:00
Trick or Treat Candy Store

The store makes its debut in a commercial sketch featuring the Chewgater family's business. The episode introduces a new retail concept: a candy store with a very specific, safety-conscious branding that addresses a recurring town trope.

28:32
Candy and Nougat Chewgooder

The show explores the owners of the Trick or Treat candy store as they attempt to run their business without purposefully poisoning customers, though they seem to be failing at that goal.

32:41
The Slop House

Candy heads to the Slop House to brew toffee while the slop men provide a musical backdrop, singing their signature songs.

33:06
Lick Lake

Lick Lake as a key location for The Town Show, with stories evolving over time. This episode provides the backstory of how the lake's depths were modified and led to the discovery of the tongues.

34:43
The Blinkin Stump

The episode establishes the Blinkin Stump as a site for political speeches and explores its significance as the potential birthplace of the term "stumping."

49:15
Andrew Blinkin

The episode introduces Andrew Blinkin and explores the local lore surrounding the famous speech stump.

50:00
Kevin

Kevin finds himself in the hot seat during when his wife confronts him from The Blinkin Stump. She publicly embarrasses him over his history of emotional cheating and his habits at Lick Lake, turning his private insecurities into a community spectacle.

51:05